ass

ass
1. (ass) (24161↑, 3601↓)
(_\!_) = Normal Ass (__\!__) = Big Ass (\!) = Tight Ass (_?_) = Dumb Ass (_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass (_$_) = Rich Ass (_x_) = Kiss My Ass (_X_) = Get Off My Ass
Author: Assholes Inc. http://ass.urbanup.com/232922
2. (ass) (12168↑, 2884↓)
A Place where courageous people do the nasty
3. (ass) (7990↑, 2271↓)
something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.

-YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS\! -oh, my bad

Author: Drew Nutter Butter http://ass.urbanup.com/1127928
4. (ass) (5169↑, 2003↓)
1)n. A type of donkey or mule 2)n. a slang term to discribe the buttox 3)n. A stupid or foolish person

1) I rode my ass up the mountain. 2) I'll sake my ass in your face. 3) Stop being an ass\!

5. (ass) (4582↑, 1647↓)
Bender's most frequently uttered word.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

6. (ass) (2060↑, 808↓)
1. Vulgar Slang/Noun. The buttocks or anus. 2. Vulgar Slang/Noun. A stupid, mean, or despicable person. 3. Vulgar Slang/Adj. Very or quite a bit of. 4. Vulgar Slang/Noun. An undesirable place of person.

1. Wow, Michel has a nice hot ass. 2. Man, Randy was such an ass today. He forgot to come to school. 3. Shit, that was a packed-ass club. 3 (2). Whoah, that's a big-ass monster. 4. Man, that place was the ass of the neighborhood.

Author: RBXfromdashow http://ass.urbanup.com/729694
7. (ass) (1416↑, 614↓)
Used to describe a foul flavor or smell, though not directly comparing the offending taste/odor to ass itself, thus creating a "catch-all" category of troublesome sensory inputs.

"Man, this sandwich smells like ass\!"

8. (Ass) (781↑, 417↓)
noun - The other vagina

Last night I nailed this chick in the ass, you know "the other vagina."

9. (ass) (773↑, 440↓)
Having to do with, or referring to, George W. Bush

That ass decided to invade Iraq.

10. (ass) (538↑, 243↓)
3/4 of Jennifer Lopes' body weight and still great

j'lo has the greatest ASS ever

Author: americanagainstself http://ass.urbanup.com/192404
11. (ass) (428↑, 196↓)
N) 1. Anus. 2. A Donkey. 3. Person who acts like a donkey or an anus.

1. It ain't ass until you feel the heat. 2. Pedro walked his ass to the watering hole. 3. Bob is an ass.

12. (ass) (280↑, 54↓)
(_\!_) = normal ass (__\!__) = fat ass (\!) = skinny jeans (_?_) = dumb ass (_E=MC2_) = smart ass (_$_) = rich ass [_\!_] = square robot ass (_o_) = asshole (_*_) = shitstain ((_\!_)) = Cellulite Ass (_o.o_) = double asshole (_o.o.o_) = triple asshole (_Y_) = thong (_\@\@\@\@_) = goatse ass (___\!___) = facesitting ass () = anorexic ass \{_\!_\} = swishy ass (_X_) = leave my ass alone (_x_) = kiss my ass (_zzz_) = tired ass (_o^^o_) = wise ass (_o_) = an ass that's been around (_O_) = an ass that's been around even more (_13_) = unlucky ass (_\#_) = ass pounding (_\!__) = lopsided ass (_^^_) = bubble ass (_*_) = sore ass (_+_) = total ass (\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@) GOATSE

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13. (ass) (269↑, 92↓)
another definition for sleeping with a female; having sexual intercourse with someone. Not to be directly associated with the anus or rectum.

1) Man I has got to gets me some ass tonight\! 2) Did you get some ass last night?

Author: Johan of Seminole County http://ass.urbanup.com/1388397
14. (ass) (331↑, 163↓)
a place the male's sex organ may enter

Stick it in my ass

15. (ass) (269↑, 176↓)
1. (n.) glutimus-maximus 2. (suff.) Used to form the comparative degree of adjectives: tight-ass; bad-ass; crazy-ass

1. Get off yo' ass and dance\! 2. Them's some crazy-ass motherfuckers.

16. (ass) (124↑, 48↓)
A part of your body that has most of all chances to be kicked.

I hate that mazafacker, man. He's gonna have his ass kicked\!

Author: Notorious M.A.X. http://ass.urbanup.com/1451814
17. (ASS) (152↑, 78↓)
according to one of the definitions for [acronym] ASS is an acronym for angle-side-side. that reminded me of a maths lesson where we were told that 'ASS does not work' and i have still remembered that lesson.

Teacher: And now we conclude that ASS does not work everyone else: haaaaaahaha

18. (Ass) (90↑, 25↓)
The buttocks, one of the most adored parts of the female body. Considered by many men to be better than boobs

An awesome ass makes up for a lack of rack\!

19. (ass) (89↑, 39↓)
Originally just the name for the [donkey], this word had no filthy connotations until about the late 1700s, early 1800s, when the pronunciation of true ([English]) word for the backside, "[arse]", had changed enough to sound much like "ass", seeing as how the English often don't pronounce the "r" when they speak. To avoid any unwanted baggage associated with the word, the name of the ass was changed to "donkey". As a result, the word "arse" has disappeared from [America]n vocabulary. Although before World War I they were similar, the British pronunciations of "ass" /æs/ and "arse" /&\#593;&\#720;s/ are now very different.

-"Joe, how do you say donkey in [Spanish]?" -"Burro." -"How would you spell it?" -"B-U-R-R-O-W." -"... it seems that you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

20. (ass) (44↑, 5↓)
word inserted between an adjective and a noun for seemingly no reason at all

Dude: Man, that's some hot ass bitches\!\! Gal: Girl, look at them ugly ass boys\!\! Mom: I'm tired of these bad ass kids\!\! Teacher: Get ready to take this hard ass test\!\! Meteorologist: There's a 30% chance it's gonna be a hot ass day\!\!

Author: prudence-mcgee http://ass.urbanup.com/5099541
21. (ass) (75↑, 42↓)
1. Four legged mammal similar in appearance to a horse, albeit a particularly straggly, smelly horse. The donkey belongs to this particular segment of equestrians. 2. The buttocks/anus. 3. A woman/man of particular aesthetic quality. 4. A fool. In this context, usually prefixed with 'dumb'. 5. Used as a suffix for any number of adjectives, usually by children. See below for examples.

1. "I will buy this ass for seven groats, no more\!" 2. "My ass is killing me. I'm never eating Chicken Phaal again." 3. "Shheeeaaat\! Check out that fine piece 'o' ass\! (whistle)" 4. "You dumbass\! Get the cat out of there, I need to do a number two\!" 5. Lame-ass, Dumb-ass, Stoopid-ass(sic), Fruity-ass, Vacuous-ass, Interminable-ass, Destabilisable-ass.

22. (Ass) (33↑, 7↓)
The sexiest object in the universe.

You have one nice ass

Author: Arctix Fawx http://ass.urbanup.com/5110566
23. (ass) (53↑, 35↓)
Can be used to emphasize an adjective.

big-ass, funny-ass, smart-ass, stupid-ass, crazy-ass, loud-ass, etc.

Author: your head asplode http://ass.urbanup.com/1194296
24. (ass) (30↑, 14↓)
1.Buttocks 2.A lower class or stupid person.

1.Wow, that chick has a nice ass. 2.Why were you such an ass in class today?

25. (Ass) (18↑, 4↓)
A seat permanently attached to you for life. According to the Tourette's Guy, it's embarrassing as f*ck to have one.

"It's embarrassing as f*ck to have an ass\!"- Tourette's Guy

Author: septim's heir http://ass.urbanup.com/5127630
26. (ass) (92↑, 79↓)
adverb meaning 'very' or 'extremely' that may occur before or after the adjective it modifies, often in conjunction with the word "dude".

Dude, its ass-cold tonight\! This is a long-ass movie\!

27. (ass) (37↑, 27↓)
butthole, donkey, jerk, jack ass

that dude right there is an ass

28. (ass) (19↑, 10↓)
what makes a guy want a girl

see [ass] [booty] [donk] [butt] etc.

Author: guythatlovesass :) http://ass.urbanup.com/4196297
29. (ass) (16↑, 8↓)
1. Literal: — a. A donkey, a [jackass]. — b. The posterior of a person or animal, particularly the buttocks. 2. A despicable person, an [asshole]. — a. More specific, a stubborn or uncooperative person. — b. More specific, an embarrassing person, one who has made a scene through clumsy, boorish, or stupid behavior, a [jackass]. 3. Used in lieu of pronouns, e.g. '[your ass]' instead of 'you'; not usu. meant literally. 4. suffix to an adjective — a. emphasizes the adjective, i.e. [bigass] — b. n. a person who exhibits a given quality 5. Sex (see also [booty]) — a. The anus and rectum, the [asshole]. — b. Sexual activity, esp. coitus with a female.

1a. "Farmer Dean has three asses." 1b. "Why are you looking at pictures of a horse's ass?" 2./2a. "Why are you being such an ass about it?" 2b. "You're just making an ass of yourself now." 3. "Just get his ass to the club, he'll get some." 4a. "They pick up this [bigass] log, right, like they' helpin' somebody hop a fence and they try to flip that shit end over end. It's crazy." 4b. "He's not just a [dumbass], he's a [fatass], too." 5a. "You dumped a girl who was willing to lick your ass?" 5b. "With this ride, I'm bound to get some ass tonight."

Author: David Davids0n http://ass.urbanup.com/4274236
30. (ass) (33↑, 25↓)
Quadraped, equine family with long ears :- [donkey]. To be compared to a donkey:- ignorant and stupid, an insult. "You stupid ass\!" also:- A popular but childish corruption of the word:- [arse] which came about by the popularization of malapropisms and poor diction in uneducated American media commentary and colloquial speech normally associated with thugs, gangsters and lower working class. (TV interviews of simple folk.) C1950s Children will mispronounce words and confuse them unless corrected by adults. If the adults know no better ( foreign language use) then the word is accepted into the adult language without challenge and becomes an indicator word for ignorance. ( A lack of knowledge). Moreover, ass is a product of censorship in America to avoid the use of the word "arse" on TV. 'Ass' was used in its place to circumvent the censor C1950s. (It was ok to call someone an 'ass' but not an 'arse') Americans still use the word to replace arse but are confused as to its origin and meaning. The confusion of ass / arse, continues from the lack of phonics taught in American infants classes and the continuing lack of eloquence in the media and some of the adult population. The words are not the same nor do they sound the same, nor do they have a similar derivation. When ass is used in place of arse, it acts as an education and class indicator and deflects the listener to ridicule the intellect or background of the speaker, in most cases silently.The intended insult, "you ass hole", or description is lost unless, of course it is used on someone from the same background who is equally ignorant.

"You stupid ass\!" An insult calling you a donkey. "The ass was in the stable with Jesus." 'The law is an ass' Not to be confused with Arse from the Greek:-orrhos Ass comes from Latin:- asinus

Author: Hsilgne Yranoitcid http://ass.urbanup.com/1481303
31. (ASS) (7↑, 0↓)
An Agent of Secret Stuff(ASS). The existance of ASSes was unknown until they were revealed in youtube celeberty Nigahiga's short-film - "Agents of Secret Stuff".

Guy 1: Ryan's an ASS. Guy 2: Dude, that's mean\! Guy 1: No, I meant that he's an ASS for the government\!

Author: The ASS of the Government http://ass.urbanup.com/5891640
32. (Ass) (10↑, 4↓)
You

Youre an ass

33. (ass) (8↑, 2↓)
A word describing someone with a serious lack of hygiene, a temporary disease of laziness associated with smelling like the shit-filled colon of a pregnant wildabeast with elephantitis of the anus i.e. A.S.S. : Absence of Shower Sydrome

Dude 1: I believe honestly that Ted has not taken a shower in 16 days. Dude 2: Yeah, he told me not to say anything he went to the doctor and they diagnosed him with A.S.S.(ass) Dude 1: Really I thought he was just a lazy smelly bastard

Author: krikeymynipple http://ass.urbanup.com/4868253
34. (Ass) (7↑, 2↓)
What life is all about. Everything people do revolves around this. You can cover an ass. You can laugh an ass off. You can kick ass. You can kiss ass. You can bust ass. And you can get a piece of ass. And everybody has one.

I went to the club with my friends to get some ass\!

35. (Ass) (6↑, 1↓)
1. A donkey or mule 2. Stupid person 3. Slang for butt

1. Teacher: And this is an ass. It can carry heavy things around. The 6-year-olds suddenly start laughing. 2. Stupid person: Hey, I like your bathroom, can I install a TV? You: What an ass. 3. A really hot girl passes by, and a horny guy grabs her butt and won't let go. Girl: Let go of my ass, you freak\!

Author: Junkyard Squirrel http://ass.urbanup.com/5127419
36. (ass) (7↑, 2↓)
1. Another word for butt that people use more often for some reason. It's mainly used for being perverted (touching people :|) Person1: I grabbed her ass. Person2: If only she was carrying a baseball bat. 2. Dumb person. Very overused and not really for alot of good reasons. Also used as asshat, smartass, dumbass ect,. Person2: Good morning Person1 :) Person1: Stop being such an ass. Person2: Wtf did I do? o_o' 3. Donkey or mule. Person1: I rode an ass up a mountain. Person2: I don't want to know o_o'

An ass is a person's behind or a mule.

37. (ass) (28↑, 23↓)
1. Donkey 2. US variant of [arse]
38. (ASS) (30↑, 25↓)
a rude person

That guy was such an ass

39. (ass) (6↑, 2↓)
ass = mean transport of Transylvanie

I [lick] ass, she take girl to me in village. Girl lick ass too, she glad have ride ass.

40. (ass) (5↑, 2↓)
donkey person who is very dumb

dumb ass

41. (ass) (24↑, 21↓)
A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person...

He's such an ass, my gosh, you'd think he'd know that wasn't a toilet....

42. (Ass) (4↑, 2↓)
Used to make any adjective stronger, as to emphasize

Big ass. Smart ass. Stupid ass etc.

Author: superblah95 http://ass.urbanup.com/5258154
43. (Ass) (6↑, 4↓)
1.Using the word at the end of a sentence or randomly to make yourself sound cool or funny. 2.Using the word around the wrong people and getting bitched at for using it.

1.Man: Ass\! Other People: ha ha that was funny. 2.Man: okay so how was your day? Ass\! Woman: It was okay, but was that necessary? Just because you say that doesn't make you cool.

Author: Christopher eckelstien http://ass.urbanup.com/4650851
44. (ass) (6↑, 4↓)
An insult that has to be one of the most overused on the ENTIRE planet\! It has no power behind it at all. It all got flushed down the toilet years ago.

That guy in the produce department is an ass, he stared at minte for 2 hours while I was shopping\!

45. (ass) (9↑, 7↓)
Another word for booty

Another name for an ass. Shake your booty tonight on the dance floor.

46. (ass) (52↑, 50↓)
This is how you would describe the WWE Superstar, Edge, after his recent heel turn.

Uggh that Edge is such an ass. Correction, he IS Ass.

47. (ass) (1↑, 0↓)
While gaming, other players may either purposefully or accidentally piss you off. The appropriate thing to do is type "ass" for every time you kill such a player. NOTE: Use of this word is restricted to pwners\!

n00b: "lolcopter\! i took ur ammoz" Pwner: *snipes the n00b* "ass" *picks up the ammo and teabags the n00b*

Author: Commander Twiggy http://ass.urbanup.com/6136566
48. (Ass) (2↑, 1↓)
A) (NOU.) American slang for one's bottom. B) (NOU.) A mule or donkey. C) (ACR.) Acronym meaning "After School Shit". This referrs to the dump you take when you get home from school. Usually after eating something but before homework. For many people, this is the only crap they take during the cycle of weekdays.

A) JOHN: Hey let's go to the party and look at some ass\! JAMES: Oh yeah\! Dibs on Tiffany\! B) JOHN: *smirks* Look at that ass. JAMES: Eww, it's hairy\! C) JOHN: *tweeting* just got home from skool, gonna take an ass. JAMES: *tweeting* yeah me 2. just did a rly big 1, want a photo?

49. (ass) (3↑, 2↓)
1.)A giant measurement of great proportions. 2.)More than two hand-fulls.

1.)There's an ass of people in america 1.1.)McDonalds Employee:So that was a number four, anything else? Me:Yea, give me an ass of ketchup

Author: No, im really Brent http://ass.urbanup.com/5307894
50. (ass) (2↑, 1↓)
something you sit on

girl: eww did you just fart?\!?\! boy: no *boy looks under cloth* boy: no my ass just sat on it girl: oooh thats still nasty

51. (ass) (26↑, 25↓)
1) Has the ability to make wind and break wind. 2) A convenient place for storing prized possesions if you are that [fat]. 3) A extremely [stupid] person. 4) A person that has the IQ of a [potato]. 5) A dangerous place when adventured into. 6) A noun usually found in jokes regarding planets. 7) The place of no return\!

Ass: 1) Fire in the hole\! 2) Up yours. . .no really. 3) George Bush 4) George Bush 5) Example of said places: Rosie, Larry the Cable Guy, etc. 6) . . . and it was blockin out the sun and everything\! 7) No explanation nessecary

52. (Ass) (1↑, 1↓)
N. 1.The greatest thing in the world (when on a woman). 2. The only thing that will get you through the years of 12-16 because women's chest won't develope enough in those years so their asses are your solution. 3. Just.....just.....wonderful.

1. DAMN THAT ASS IS FINE\! 2. I'm glad she's got a nice ass 'cus high school would suck if she didn't. 3. NOM NOM NOM ASS

Author: Love to Ass Munch http://ass.urbanup.com/5842017
53. (ass) (4↑, 4↓)
[ass] is an animal [arse] is anatomical

you ride an [ass] sitting on your [arse]

54. (ASS) (4↑, 4↓)
Abbreviation for Assorted Sociopath Scumbag

A: You're such an ASS B: A what? A: An ASS, you know Assorted Sociopath Scumbag.

Author: PhoenixPrincess http://ass.urbanup.com/4391234
55. (Ass) (3↑, 3↓)
A way Of acting which is not to be tolerated by any

Your mother is being ass

Author: RahJuliaTyler http://ass.urbanup.com/4276823
56. (ASS) (6↑, 6↓)
anti-shit simulator a shit free, or drama free simulator aka your computer. your computer provides a drama free situation with a press of a key.congrats. you have a fine peice of ass.

i dont need Girlfriend drama, i have a fine peice of ass

Author: Computer_freak http://ass.urbanup.com/4220847
57. (ass) (6↑, 6↓)
Superlative of "kick", which is a step up from "sick" (awesome).

1. That babe is ass (the best). 2. Marco Difazio is kick, but Sam Whatt is ass. 3. Where did you get that ass car?

58. (ass) (13↑, 13↓)
a place too hide your pot or illegal drugs, as long as the police don't do a cavity search

he man my ass is loaded, i should go smoke some ass dope

Author: shadowed-blood http://ass.urbanup.com/3267960
59. (ass) (16↑, 16↓)
A person void of common sense.

People who drive slow in the fast lane.

60. (ass) (0↑, 1↓)
(v.) to ass To situate one's buttocks in a particular place for an extended period of time, typically while engaging in another activity.

"I had to work on my science project in the office this afternoon, so I assed the office chair for five hours straight." "I spent last night assing my couch, watching The Breakfast Club and eating ice cream."

61. (ass) (0↑, 1↓)
Where Red Foreman always threatens to shove his foot into

"My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass"

Author: The Last Angel http://ass.urbanup.com/6145960
62. (Ass) (1↑, 2↓)
someone who unreasonably makes fun of others. They start problems and are not very nice. They tend to be self-centred and never really realize how much of an ass they are. All they do is critisize the things others do wrong and doesnt try to fix themselvs

Ass: "Bobby, your such a loser, why are you trying to help others with their work, don't act like a tool" Bobby: "your such an ass, just dont ask me to help u next time. Why dont u look at yourself before you think everybody else i a hater. You think others always critisize too much"

63. (ASS) (1↑, 2↓)
Appetite Suppression Stick. A cigarette

During the fifteen minute break, James went outside to smoke himself an ass. Damn dude. I only have one ass left. We're going to have to slpit it.

64. (ass) (3↑, 4↓)
a person who is mentally retarded but thinks he/she is actually smart

Kofi is an ass but he thinks otherwise

65. (ass) (9↑, 10↓)
1. Acronym for Attention Seeking Shit. 2. Soft and fleshy area of the external anatomy. 3. An animal who resembles George Bush's chest.

Guy \#1: 'Hey everyone, i can lick my back hair\!' Guy \#2: 'A.s.s.' Betty: 'What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord.?' *silence* Betty: 'My ass...' Guy \#1: 'So thats what George Bush's chest looks like... i feel sorry for his wife.'

Author: rawr; jason http://ass.urbanup.com/2449415
66. (Ass) (2↑, 4↓)
(Adj.) A "Ghetto" Slang primarily used by those of "Ghetto" decent, aka "Hood" ---- When something is "Wack" or when something or someone sucks at something. Can be used when describing someones Lack in what they are doing, or have done. or to describe anything.

1) the lakers were ass when they played against OKC thunder. 2) This food is ass \! (referring to the nasty tasting food) 3) (kids playing catch and one of them drops it) Damn yo, your ass. 4) Male 1: yo, heard you guys played football friday with a bunch of people. was the start QB from the school team there? Male 2: yeah, we thought he was going to be good, but he was ass. 5) (playing loud music and speakers blow out) M1: damn these speakers are ass. M2: shouldnt have gotten them at walmart. M1: walmart is ass.

67. (Ass) (2↑, 4↓)
(Adj.) When something is "Wack" or when something or someone sucks at something. Can be used when describing someones Lack in what they are doing, or have done. or to describe anything.

1) the lakers were ass when they played against OKC thunder. 2) This food is ass \! (referring to the nasty tasting food) 3) (kids playing catch and one of them drops it) Damn yo, your ass. 4) Male 1: yo, heard you guys played football friday with a bunch of people. was the start QB from the school team there? Male 2: yeah, we thought he was going to be good, but he was ass. 5) (playing loud music and speakers blow out) M1: damn these speakers are ass. M2: shouldnt have gotten them at walmart. M1: walmart is ass.

68. (ass) (2↑, 4↓)
a large amount; an abundance

"There was an ass of bitches at the party." "I had an ass of beer last night. I was wasted\!"

69. (ass) (6↑, 8↓)
A donkey. What were you thinking the definition would be? Sicko.

"Put that ass onto the trailer so it can help pull."

Author: MyLifeIsAverageRULES http://ass.urbanup.com/4390334
70. (ASS) (5↑, 7↓)
Almost Sacerdotal Sensations.

Guy 1:Dude i got a bad case of ASS\! Gay Guy: Ooo that sounds gooooooooddd.

Author: doo-language http://ass.urbanup.com/3937510
71. (ass) (14↑, 16↓)
[Vagina number 2] [Back door]. Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. A piece of shit place.

Fuck you\! I'm not going there. That place is ass\!

Author: Dr. nakanutzoff http://ass.urbanup.com/3335933
72. (ass) (11↑, 13↓)
loved by gay men everywhere. everyone who likes to give it up the ass is destined to be gay.

"i want to give it to my girlfriend up the ass" "dude. your destined to be gay" "dude. i said GIRLfriend" "yeah. ok"

Author: DiamondSerpant http://ass.urbanup.com/2328713
73. (ass) (17↑, 19↓)
the best part of the body to fuck

damn....look at her round ass, i gotz ta fuck that, hmmm

74. (ass) (23↑, 25↓)
Geting some pussy from a girl, bitch, or a hoe.

I'm boy to get me some ass dawg

Author: Baybegirrl313 http://ass.urbanup.com/1395722
75. (Ass) (2↑, 5↓)
A word that is very commonly used by Hussam, Moh, and Ray. It first originated from a 'noob' in a game called RuneScape when he was begging for money and screamed out "I WANT MY ASSING 100M\!"

Ray: Lol you got owned by riot shield noob Hussam: Stop being an ass\! ________________________ Hussam: lololol just grenaded your zombies Moh: ass you __________________________ Moh: you look like an ass head Ray: no u

Author: Iraqi-predator http://ass.urbanup.com/5155623
76. (Ass) (4↑, 7↓)
1.A foolish person 2.What all men cant get enough of 3.J-Lo puts the ASSSS\!\! in arse

Hav u seen J-Lo's ASS lately\! I swear, its gettin BIGGER by the day\!\!

Author: Bendover hahahahaha\! http://ass.urbanup.com/1099234
77. (ass) (20↑, 23↓)
the butt

Chloe has the sexiest ass...

Author: anonymous99073 http://ass.urbanup.com/663356
78. (ass) (39↑, 42↓)
Having the condition of being undesirable.

Dude, Genovese drug store is so ass.

Author: mattymania http://ass.urbanup.com/16950
79. (Ass) (4↑, 8↓)
A word with many meanings, usually used to mean the buttocks. Definitions: 1.) Buttocks 2.) Donkey 3.) Short for "assassin"

1.) Kiss my ass, yo\! 2.) If a man is pelted with rocks off of his donkey, is he stoned off his ass? 3.) Yo dawg you chill for Ass Creed?

80. (Ass) (14↑, 18↓)
The other vagina. No, BETTER than vagina.

She's on her period? Put it in her ass.

Author: theinvisibleninja http://ass.urbanup.com/2621782
81. (ass) (16↑, 20↓)
a word meaning donkey commonly used in the Bible, and causes a giggle in Religion class.

"though shall not covet thy neighbor's ass."

82. (ass) (17↑, 21↓)
A donkey.

What to do with an ass: Feed it milk, give it carrots, spank it if it doesn't sit in position, ride it. "Honey, I have a carrot I can give to your ass today if you don't have any left."

83. (ass) (15↑, 19↓)
1. A stupid person. 2. Someone's buttox. 3. A donkey.

1. Stop being an ass\! 2. He has a nice ass. 3. He rode an ass up the mountain.

84. (Ass) (11↑, 15↓)
First of six levels of Ass A low insult.

Wow, Jeff is such an Ass.

Author: Two Morons From Orillia http://ass.urbanup.com/153626
85. (ass) (9↑, 13↓)
technical term: BUHDUNKADUNK, FATTIE, guurlshakethattillibustanut, mmm..

ass so fat you could see it from the front

Author: letitriiiiiiide http://ass.urbanup.com/122382
86. (ass) (23↑, 28↓)
a thing you saywhen dealt a bad hand in poker.

you are dealt a 5H 9D 2C JackS and AceH. This is a hand that can be refered to as ass.

87. (Ass) (1↑, 7↓)
Power, influence, or ability to do something-- can apply to a person, group of people or a mechanical object.

"Crane doesn't have enough ass to pick that." "Want me to pull your car out?" "I dunno-how much ass does your truck have?" "(name) doesn't have the ass to get us any overtime"

Author: Burning Discharge http://ass.urbanup.com/3744688
88. (Ass) (6↑, 12↓)
(Verb) To physically and sometimes figuratively and always mentally destroy one’s opponent.

Barley Binkus assed Dr. Rangwater in a duel of masters.

Author: Willy Wonka Ass http://ass.urbanup.com/2664169
89. (ass) (6↑, 12↓)
-A very VERY annoying person -buttocks -A donkey -A democrat -the best thing on your mom to smack

That person is an ass\! She has a nice ass\! People who can't afford a horse ride an ass. Who put that ass in the senate? I can't get that perfect ass off of my mind.

90. (ass) (4↑, 10↓)
my ass - the big round thing where shit comes out of\!

billy touched my ass last night while we were having sex\!

91. (ass) (10↑, 16↓)
A word used by Americans who don't know the difference between their anus or arse and a sodding Donkey, you have to wonder really, don't you\!

That ass has a firm arse.

92. (ass) (27↑, 33↓)
After School Special

I think everyone should watch ASS on Fuse

Author: pancit_fooL http://ass.urbanup.com/976315
93. (ass) (13↑, 19↓)
The process or act of being an ass; a person who represents or looks like an ass.

The ass called Selway gave Eugene a good time last night.

Author: Eugene Wong http://ass.urbanup.com/253448
94. (ass) (22↑, 28↓)
the thing thats called a butt that can be really big on fat people and it can smell if u dont keep it clean so wash ur ass

ass see also anus

95. (ass) (10↑, 16↓)
an adjective, used to decribe something bad

that guy is so ass.

Author: But Man Prang http://ass.urbanup.com/20152
96. (ASS) (3↑, 10↓)
Acidic Saliva Syndrome causes acidic saliva

Ah\! Your saliva burns\! You might have ASS.

Author: Christine Fall http://ass.urbanup.com/3729771
97. (ass) (4↑, 11↓)
something prickish stuck up asshole guys want on their girlfriends like the asses they are

dude yo chicks got a nice ass freak you dude dont be an asshole

Author: DormouseSakura http://ass.urbanup.com/3414542
98. (ass) (13↑, 20↓)
a relatively large amount.

We caught an ass of fish.

99. (ass) (4↑, 11↓)
A housecat's way of casually dismissing a person by turning away and lifting the tail to show his ass, taking leave of him.

If a cat feels ignored, he may ass you when you finally talk to him.

Author: TwelveToedCat http://ass.urbanup.com/1914595
100. (ass) (8↑, 15↓)
(adj) something of poor quality

That song was straight ass\!

Author: Darryl Mack http://ass.urbanup.com/1739399
101. (ass) (5↑, 12↓)
a part of the body that produces [shit]

Mom Can You Wipe My Ass? Kiss My Ass\!

102. (ass) (17↑, 24↓)
Verb: To insert a unpleasantly shaped item, often under duress, into one's own anus, either for storage or concealment.

Ass the weed man, ass the weed\! They's comin\! Bitch, are you for real?

103. (ass) (12↑, 19↓)
booty, buttocks, behind,

damn she got a fat ass booty

104. (ass) (7↑, 14↓)
a pseudo unit of measure implying that there there is a lot of the item in question.

I have an ass of homework to do tonight.

105. (ass) (5↑, 12↓)
the second place on your body with cheeks other then your face.

not much to right here. except maybe that my ass is exit only.

Author: the evillebrican http://ass.urbanup.com/239328
106. (ass) (8↑, 15↓)
America's Service Station

I need my truck repaired, let's go to the ASS.

107. (ass) (7↑, 14↓)
gettin some poon-tang

i'm gonna tap that ass

Author: tabba-nackle http://ass.urbanup.com/67065
108. (ass) (2↑, 10↓)
Awesome Super Spectacular.

Dude thats so ass or You are ASS\!

Author: Master of Words http://ass.urbanup.com/3075198
109. (ass) (5↑, 13↓)
meaning wack..or bad

That boy over there is ass in basketball.

Author: Anonymous14 http://ass.urbanup.com/1966295
110. (ass) (3↑, 11↓)
adj. utilized by urban youths to describe cowardess esp. in the midst of an altercation

D-Rugz ain't trying to throw hands wit' me; he ass.

Author: Keefo Brown http://ass.urbanup.com/1746639
111. (Ass) (18↑, 26↓)
1)noun. Slang for the "[buttocks] or [butt]" of a human or animal 2)noun. A donkey or mule 3)noun. A stupid person (see [asshole] or [jerk-off])

1)Holy shit\! Look at the ass on that biznatch\! 2)That ass is hauling way too much wheat. 3)My boss is an effin ass.

Author: Johnhizizzle http://ass.urbanup.com/1624418
112. (Ass) (9↑, 17↓)
(v. to ass, p.p. assed). The spiteful act of placing your bare buttocks(male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Crotch.

I am going to ass the hell out of Bob's stapler.

Author: The Mad Haberdasher http://ass.urbanup.com/1202417
113. (ass) (13↑, 21↓)
The backside a stupid person

(_\!_) = Normal Ass (__\!__) = Big Ass (\!) = Tight Ass (_?_) = Dumb Ass (_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass (_$_) = Rich Ass (_x_) = Kiss My Ass (_X_) = Get Off My Ass I know someone else already posted these but they r cool

114. (ass) (6↑, 14↓)
n. Another word for buttocks or hind quarters. n. reference to sex

I'd like to get a piece of ass

Author: Rod Johnson http://ass.urbanup.com/1111686
115. (Ass) (7↑, 15↓)
1. The correct term for a donkey or mule. 2. Slang for one's butt, bottom, you know what I mean. 3. A dumb, idiotic person.

1. I rode the ass down the mountain. 2. That girl's ass is huge\! 3. Jen was being such an ass today.

Author: Allie Balalie http://ass.urbanup.com/1093711
116. (ass) (9↑, 17↓)
1) a donkey 2) an idiot 3) the rectal area

1) He's riding on an ass. 2) Doctor Thorn is such an ass. 3) The natal cleft is the medical term for the crack of your ass.

Author: GuidoPosse69 http://ass.urbanup.com/1074187
117. (ass) (8↑, 16↓)
a.) Slang term for the fatty deposits on a person's buttocks. Asses come in various sizes, ranging from 0 (none to speak of) to 10 (morbidly obese), with the average being somewhere around 5 to 7. b.) A donkey. c.) An obnoxious or egocentric person.

a.) I have no ass, so I'm trying to find some padded panties. b.) That ass may look tame, but he packs a wallop. c.) Tiffany is such an ass. She talks about herself all the time.

Author: MissionDoll http://ass.urbanup.com/897083
118. (ass) (11↑, 19↓)
1. The derrier, as said by the french 2. Sometimes used as a world to connect adjective to noun (see examples)

Damn\! That's one fat-ass sack-a-weed, man\! Holy shit, [homi]\! Tony's got himself a nasty-ass [hoe] right [thurr]\!

Author: Ant Johnston http://ass.urbanup.com/780658
119. (ass) (10↑, 18↓)
1. a donkey(probably from an abbreviation of jack-ass). 2. the buttocks, the hindquarters, the posterior. 3. the anus, =asshole. 4. a stupid person, a jerk.

That guy got his ass kicked when playing video games with his freinds.

Author: Light Joker http://ass.urbanup.com/766230
120. (ass) (9↑, 17↓)
A butt, coitus, a fucker. Or, a donkey. Mostly used as an insult.

Shit comes out of my ass. . .bullshit comes out of my mouth.

121. (ass) (6↑, 14↓)
1) butt cheeks are the keeper of the anal hole 2) convenient place for storing things especially drugs

1) Shut your face or I will break a toe off in your ass/keeper of the anal hole. 2)Pedro has three pounds of hash hidden in my ass.

Author: Sara and Emily http://ass.urbanup.com/582354
122. (ass) (4↑, 12↓)
1)general body; when used in im gonna kick you ass

im gonna kick your ass

123. (ass) (4↑, 12↓)
this is refered to as something going wrong..it makes the situation lively and makes the people around you laugh and makes you feel better.

when you break something at work...drop a bagel on the floor or hit the wrong button on the cash register your logical response: THIS IS ASS

124. (ass) (9↑, 17↓)
butt,or donkey or someone who is annoying

Bob is an ass\!\! She has a sweet ass\!\! Look an ass\!

125. (Ass) (5↑, 13↓)
When preceeded by the pronoun "the", it creates a powerful description regarding the greatness of something. Very similiar to "the [shit]"

Shit, man\! That was the ASS\!

Author: Damn Hooligan http://ass.urbanup.com/103340
126. (ass) (7↑, 15↓)
A general reflex to disapproval

"Yo, check out that car\!" "Pfft, that is ass"

127. (ASS) (4↑, 12↓)
The first thing that comes to mind to say when im pist at someone

You Ass\!

Author: I have seen the promise land http://ass.urbanup.com/93966
128. (ass) (9↑, 17↓)
1.a hot piece of. 2. a dickhead. 3. having sex

i got some ass last nite. the guy was an ass, but he was a nice piece of ass.

Author: nappyafrochik http://ass.urbanup.com/85228
129. (ass) (14↑, 22↓)
The rear portion of someone. Their [word]butt[/word].

"Nicole has the finest ass around\!"

130. (ASS) (8↑, 16↓)
1.Somthing that you yell out when you score or want to make other member feel like shit 2.The place where Mr hankey (see Mr hankey) comes from

1. ASS\! 2. Look i can see his head

131. (ASS) (2↑, 11↓)
a word to say insted of fuck or somtimes shit

bob: what the ASS happend last night? bill: that jenny girl gave me head. bob: holy ASS\! bill: it was so ASSing hot you can also your DICK in each of those sentences

Author: holyhotdicksfromhell http://ass.urbanup.com/4307760
132. (ASS) (8↑, 17↓)
A black woman with a WHOLLLLLEEEEEE bunch of booty

DAMN\!\!\!\!\!\! look at shaniqua with all that ass

Author: Trimonda Madkin http://ass.urbanup.com/2035006
133. (ass) (6↑, 15↓)
Used to describe something that sucks. See [buns], [bundies], [buttcheeks].

That party was aiight til the po rolled up and cleaned it out. And I lost my car keys. This night is ass.

134. (ass) (4↑, 13↓)
in hebrew slang, it's the equivalent to "as hell", "very" or "a lot", ussualy when it comes to bad things or bad feelings. has another hebrew equivalent - "rockets".

"yaron, let's go out tonight\!" "leave me alone, i'm tired ass". "look at this cute guy\!" "him?\! he is ugly ass\!".

Author: Barak Vazan http://ass.urbanup.com/1140386
135. (ass) (3↑, 12↓)
the thing you shit out of (booty)

something big and brown came out of my ass last night i gave cletis a spoon and he began to eat my ass

136. (ass) (11↑, 20↓)
1)The thing your thong goes up. 2)An insult to your friends

1)Damn what's up your ass. 2)Derek you're such an ass.

137. (ASS) (6↑, 15↓)
acronym meaning 'after school snack'

lets go get some ass after class.

138. (ass) (6↑, 15↓)
1.)your butt, rear end, glutimus maximus, buttox 2.) a bitch or dickhead 3.)having sex

1.) DAMN\! His ass is tight\! 2.)DAMN\! Why you gotta be such an ass\! 3.) DAMN\! I got me some fine ass last night\!

139. (Ass) (15↑, 24↓)
supernoun. The buttocks. The anus. Sexual intercourse. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Middle English ars, from Old English ears. See ors- in Indo-European Roots.]

SWEET JEEZES that ass is fine.

140. (ass) (6↑, 15↓)
where my foot belongs

a classic case of foot stuck in ass

141. (ASS) (3↑, 13↓)
Short for "Arrow Stomper Sex", such as the activity that two dance simulation gamers like DDR/ITG/or PIU players do when they are horny together.

"Hey heard you won the ITG tournament" "Yeah and I had ASS on a Dedicab" "Nice"

Author: Tanya K. [T-A-K-A] http://ass.urbanup.com/2007089
142. (ass) (3↑, 13↓)
something that mi gf has a lot off ;)

stop slappin my fyn ass liez\!\!\! hehe sori :)

143. (ASS) (5↑, 15↓)
ASS is an acronym for Anal Sex Slut.

Fundo wanted some ASS for dinner, but changed his mind when his gay buddies stopped by to eat.

144. (Ass) (5↑, 15↓)
A derogatory remark. An insult. Someone who is a jerk and whenever they speak it is as if the words are coming from their anal cavity. Also known as a Sal Bibby.

My dad Jesus Christ is an ass and I hope he dies forever.

Author: Josh Christ http://ass.urbanup.com/1408997
145. (ass) (10↑, 20↓)
a. butt b. donkey c. a mean person

a. look at that ass\! b. look at that ass\! c. look at that ass\! or.... Have a donkey burger. You'll say... "This tastes like Ass\!" it's all good to me.

Author: wakalakalover45 http://ass.urbanup.com/1148718
146. (ass) (11↑, 21↓)
n. 1) buttocks n. 2) someone that humiliates themselves n. 3) sexy women n. 4) sex

1. That chick has a flat ass. 2. I told you if you talked to her, you would make an ass out of yourself. 3. There is quite a bit of ass in this gym. 4. I really need to get me some ass tonight\!

Author: theunknowngl http://ass.urbanup.com/861030
147. (ass) (15↑, 25↓)
1. the best thing in the world. 2. the thing i love most. 3. the body part of your mom i put my dick into last night.

oh look at the ass on that girl\!

148. (Ass) (1↑, 12↓)
A Liberal

"The Democratic Party Symbol is the Ass" "Republicans kicked Ass in the 2010 congressional elections" "Obama is a real Ass" "I drove through Detroit, and as soon as I entered the city limits some ass decided to cut me off" "I got lost and wound up in Detroit where some Ass pulled a knife on me... As soon as I flashed my revolver he took off running. Thank god for the 2nd amendment or I would be dead"

Author: PatrioticAmerican http://ass.urbanup.com/5860833
149. (ass) (3↑, 14↓)
it is either a butt or a donkey

i got kicked in the ass

150. (ass) (9↑, 20↓)
a human in disguise

"I'm going to be an ass and rob the bank"

151. (ass) (5↑, 16↓)
1.]a butt 2.]a donkey 3.]a retarded person

1.]damn that girl has a fat ass. it jiggles all around. 2.]don't make me kick ur ass in the ass. 3.]You are such an ass for reading this right here.

152. (Ass) (2↑, 14↓)
Your butt or also known as your Air / Shit / Separator

He was puhing out a loud blast when his ass (Air / Shit / Separator ) stopped a log form shotting out.

153. (Ass) (19↑, 31↓)
Straight up things to keep guys busy.

DAYMM\!\! Look at that ass\!\!

154. (ass) (18↑, 30↓)
1. something that helps u deliver waste out of ur body. 2. a present maker 3. the ugliest part of ur body, unless ur david, then his ass is on his face. 4. the other word for ask 5. a word to make someone feel bad, and u can add something in front of ass to determine wat kind of ass they are.

1. hold on, i need to use my ass to take a shit. 2. aw fuck, i forgot ur present, hold on, ill get u one, GRRRRRRRRRRR RAR\! (plop) there ya go\! 3. "omg, is that his ass or his face?" "tough one there johnny, more than likely its his ass." 4. u should ass her out. 5. ur such a dumbass. ur such a smartass ur such a wiseass ur such a bad ass, so on and so forth.

Author: Chet and Josh http://ass.urbanup.com/884553
155. (ass) (5↑, 17↓)
1) Sex 2) Poohole 3) Marijuana

smoke me some ass so i can ban ISPs\!

156. (ass) (2↑, 16↓)
french-english for what you see with

I can't see. I got my overpriced french wine in wy ass.

157. (ass) (4↑, 20↓)
adj. boring, [shitty], depressing, "bleh"

Life is ass, here in NJ..

158. (ass) (4↑, 21↓)
Rectal hole in wich peple fuck then the chick starts to shit outrageously all over his chest.Comes from the greek word (fuck the pussy u idiot\!)

I have not fucked an ass b-4

159. (ass) (7↑, 26↓)
one of the best parts of the male anatomy

Dilly has an exceptionally large but nice ass

160. (ass) (10↑, 30↓)
A conundrum.

How ass\!

Author: Jonas Chord http://ass.urbanup.com/80845
161. (Ass) (10↑, 32↓)
An adjective to describe the severity of something.

Man, it's cold as ASS in here\!

162. (Ass) (9↑, 32↓)
The big fat disgusting hairy thing just below your back that hot chicks grab when they're horny and want a piece of you. Guys grab chicks asses too if they're pervs, which I'm not. But this is retarded and I love the urban dictionary. Why the hell are you even looking this up you frickin dumbass. O ya, a butt has two cheeks, usually covered in cellulite and that kinda crap, and it has a butthole, which has a sphincter and all that awesome stuff. You take a shit out of it. Now go get a life and read something useful

Bob was so horny that he grabbed Shila's beautifully shaped ass.

Author: Freddyteddy http://ass.urbanup.com/3124714
163. (ASS) (22↑, 49↓)
after sex smoke... when you smoke that first cigarrette after having sex with your bitch

After fucking Johanna, i needed some ASS...

164. (ass) (49↑, 80↓)
A type of donkey or mule. Not to be confused with 'arse' which means someones rear end. Blame American ignorance for this misconception.

Fondle it like a favoured ass George.

Author: Bez lad, give it a tug, mmmm http://ass.urbanup.com/957262
165. (ass) (14↑, 57↓)
1.a donkey, duh\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 2.you\! for reading this. 3.a very stupid person 4.your butt

"Stop being such an ass\!\!\!"

Author: OZtralia ^.^ http://ass.urbanup.com/1560679
166. (ass) (23↑, 73↓)
the anus the brown eliminator the place where i banged your mom the place where the two holes lie next to the vagina

John:you have a huge ass jenna\!\!\!\! Jenna: you are gay and i want to kill you\!\!\! 8===D\ass\ass*_-

Author: watermelonhead http://ass.urbanup.com/1812830
167. (ass) (31↑, 108↓)
(___)(___) ^^^ ass

kiss my ASS

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